If you can’t reblog this…
liverpool:like manchester, but less gay. you will definitely get mugged.
newcastle:probably quite good for canadians as exists in permafrost and has never left the 90s.
leeds:it's a lot cheaper than london
bradford:leeds but awful
nottingham:gun death capital of the uk!
derby:intense rivalry with nottingham, literally no one else in the country or world gives any f*cks about this.
hull:violently resist anyone who attempts to take you here
leicester:i'm not sure this is a real place
york:this is an illustration from the top of a christmas biscuit assortment
brighton & hove:more gays. is only a pretend city. mild to moderate chance of mugging. contains some deeply annoying hippies. basically if san francisco was british.
portsmouth:there is literally nothing here.
southampton:exactly the same as portsmouth but smells of off milk
bristol:you have a 1 in 10 chance of ending up in a bbc recording. everyone sounds like a farmer or bob marley.
cardiff:you have a 1 in 5 chance of ending up in a bbc recording, and a 1 in 3 chance of being glassed.
plymouth:post apocalyptic wind tunnel full of drunk sailors pissing on depressed hookers. do not enter.
penzance:everyone here is from london now.
london:no one from london is actually from london and even breathing is expensive.
cambridge:windy and full of equal amounts of homeless drug addicts and public schoolboys. the junkies are nicer.
oxford:same number of c***s as cambridge but easier to escape from due to all-night bus to london
edinburgh:a goth turned into a city. basically london but slightly more scottish.
glasgow:it is impossible to tell whether people are angry or happy.
aberdeen:las vegas at the point when vegas starts crying uncontrollably
belfast:do not order "an irish car bomb" OR "a black and tan" here.
wolverhampton:really, really don't.
norwich:count people's fingers. mutations walk here.
coventry:like plymouth, bombed flat in ww2. like plymouth, failed to take the hint. like plymouth: do not alight here.
wells:so tiny and filled with country bumpkins that it got used as the setting for the VILLAGE in hot fuzz. there is also a suspiciously low crime rate...
worcester:a blend between pretty tudor houses, ugly 60s buildings, forests, and sauce.
So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.
- It’s a mug
- When you put hot liquid in it
- It changes from solid black
It pains me that I even have to post this but after seeing yet another Tumblr picture of a cut up wrist I can’t really stop myself.
If you’re ever feeling down, please do not cut yourself. Why people see this as an act of escape absolutely baffles and…
Can I just reblog this again because this is beautiful.
there you go i made a thing
It’s a beautiful thing.
“It doesn’t last - only in people’s memories and in their hearts. That’s the beauty and sadness of it. But that’s life - beauty and the sadness. And that is why theater is life.” - Sherie Rene Scott