the inside jokes weren't jokes anymore. they had become stories. nobody brought up the bad names or the bad times. and nobody felt sad as long as we could postpone tomorrow with more nostalgia.
There’s over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you’re one of the few who’s never EVER left anon hate in somebody’s ask box.

typical-teen-with-digi-spirits:

If you can’t reblog this…

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a guide to uk cities for foreign people
manchester:gays. you will probably get mugged.
liverpool:like manchester, but less gay. you will definitely get mugged.
newcastle:probably quite good for canadians as exists in permafrost and has never left the 90s.
leeds:it's a lot cheaper than london
bradford:leeds but awful
nottingham:gun death capital of the uk!
derby:intense rivalry with nottingham, literally no one else in the country or world gives any f*cks about this.
hull:violently resist anyone who attempts to take you here
leicester:i'm not sure this is a real place
york:this is an illustration from the top of a christmas biscuit assortment
birmingham:NO.
brighton & hove:more gays. is only a pretend city. mild to moderate chance of mugging. contains some deeply annoying hippies. basically if san francisco was british.
portsmouth:there is literally nothing here.
southampton:exactly the same as portsmouth but smells of off milk
bristol:you have a 1 in 10 chance of ending up in a bbc recording. everyone sounds like a farmer or bob marley.
cardiff:you have a 1 in 5 chance of ending up in a bbc recording, and a 1 in 3 chance of being glassed.
plymouth:post apocalyptic wind tunnel full of drunk sailors pissing on depressed hookers. do not enter.
penzance:everyone here is from london now.
london:no one from london is actually from london and even breathing is expensive.
cambridge:windy and full of equal amounts of homeless drug addicts and public schoolboys. the junkies are nicer.
oxford:same number of c***s as cambridge but easier to escape from due to all-night bus to london
edinburgh:a goth turned into a city. basically london but slightly more scottish.
glasgow:it is impossible to tell whether people are angry or happy.
aberdeen:las vegas at the point when vegas starts crying uncontrollably
belfast:do not order "an irish car bomb" OR "a black and tan" here.
wolverhampton:really, really don't.
norwich:count people's fingers. mutations walk here.
coventry:like plymouth, bombed flat in ww2. like plymouth, failed to take the hint. like plymouth: do not alight here.
wells:so tiny and filled with country bumpkins that it got used as the setting for the VILLAGE in hot fuzz. there is also a suspiciously low crime rate...
worcester:a blend between pretty tudor houses, ugly 60s buildings, forests, and sauce.

neildegrassetyson:

neildegrassetyson:

So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

  • It’s a mug
  • When you put hot liquid in it
  • It changes from solid black
  • To
  • Pictures
  • Of
  • My
  • Face

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bribryontour:

It pains me that I even have to post this but after seeing yet another Tumblr picture of a cut up wrist I can’t really stop myself.

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If you’re ever feeling down, please do not cut yourself. Why people see this as an act of escape absolutely baffles and…

little-lunar:

stealingfirefromprometheus:

Can I just reblog this again because this is beautiful.

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kneeling-superwholock-whore:

jinnymoose:

there you go i made a thing

It’s a beautiful thing.

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Will you take your place with me?

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ryaninwonderland:

stfupolice:

CRYING

I CNT BREATHE I AM ACTUALLY CRYING FREWNAJKM,

season-for-dreaming:

“It doesn’t last - only in people’s memories and in their hearts. That’s the beauty and sadness of it. But that’s life - beauty and the sadness. And that is why theater is life.” - Sherie Rene Scott

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hipsterstuffbitch:

YOU 
aspenhippie:

vans-supreme:

reachingheart:

hollywoodsign:

w-hitehouses:

coralnik:

This is so meaningful. I mean, I’ve always wanted the boy to stand right in front of me, pull me closer and look into my eyes. Everything is unimportant at this time. You just stand close to the person you love and you feel their breath and the heartbeat and you can’t stop your mind from spinning. You tremble and there are pterodactyls in your stomach and you know he’s gonna kiss you and you cant wait. But you want this moment to last forever though. I’ve always wanted to experience it.

SOMEONE FUCKING LOVE ME

FML FML FML FML FML

we live in a world where love is used to get in someone’s pants nowadays.

aww

ok tumblr are you trying to make me sad?
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